jasmined:

The Rhetorical Questions of Ina Garten: An Incomplete List

roxanegay:

How bad could that be?

How fun is that?

How’s that for easy?

How good does that look?

How good does this look?

Who could turn that down?

Isn’t that great?

Who wouldn’t want that for their birthday?

Who wouldn’t want that for his birthday?

We need a nice cocktail for breakfast, don’t we?

Who wouldn’t like that for breakfast?

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#best  

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wnyc:

Happy National Poetry Month from this first grader:

We did the soft wind.
We danst slowly. We swrld aroned.
We danst soft.
We lisin to the mozik.
We danst to the mozik.
We made personal space.

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I feel weird about eating these days or leaving the house, or existing in a material form at all, because having a body that talks too much and sweats and makes mistakes is exhausting, and here’s this dude just standing around with dented hair and a Napalm Death shirt over sweatpants shorts and it’s almost as if the whole world isn’t scrutinizing what’s in his cart at the grocery store, what he looks like without makeup on, how his gender affects his authenticity as a performer. I was looking straight at this spaced out, sweet-faced, charming guy, just standing there, calm and existing.

I really love my roommate.

tommy-siegel:

vh1:

We dare you to get Jukebox The Ghost’s new song out of your head. Listen to the premiere of “Made For Ending” HERE

THANK YOU TO ALL THE VH1S

hanesonly:

No offense but Welcome To The Black Parade is this generation’s Come Sail Away

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

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disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

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sazquatch:

The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.

Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.

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it’s about that time again

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fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

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Tried something different make-up wise today but don’t know if I can deal with my face without winged eyeliner. Thoughts?