You and me both, Michael.

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why are people so worried about if feminism hates men and not worried about how men virulently and violently hate women and commit acts of violence against them

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here’s my problem with the “crazy pre-menstrual chick” trope:  i know i’m being crazy. i’m painfully aware that i am an emotional wreck. and i know why! there is zero mystery here. but there’s nothing i can do about it. my left brain can’t rationalize the situation. so i’m stuck bursting into tears and having one existential crisis after the other until i see that smudge of blood on my underwear and can move on with my life.  

i’m drunk and sad

god damn it

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Just kill me. 



Tiny Detectives with Kate Mara and Ellen Page

This is what I want

Today is my Mama & Papa’s 60th wedding anniversary!


somebody said it

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Repeat Stuff - Bo Burnham (Official Video)

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Will I miss the shitty quality of the 4S front camera? Probably not.


r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

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just such a good face

I slept too long and now I’m having difficulty becoming a contributing member of society.